Welcome!

If you are reading this, then you have been formally inducted into the and were sent this link to give you an introductory crash course on how we do things around here! Since operation manuals are sooooo last year (and after the incident with that pamphlet company leaking our info to the “relevant” authorities), we’ve now moved all magically sensitive information to this website.

Now you may be thinking “But Celeste, isn’t it more dangerous to have it online where anyone can find it?”. First of all, good instincts, that’s the kind of thinking we’re looking for. Secondly, no! The server that hosts this site is within one of my totems and, after having a heated argument with it about what exactly an address is, I now have sole authority over who may “enter” this site. So any webcrawlers or leaked URLs will lead to a blank page while those who are a part of the can see it no problem.

If you’re wondering what exactly a totem is, what were those little clay guys you saw when you came in are, or where this Kata Wing is that everyone keeps talking about, then click on the buttons at the top or the arrows at the bottom to go to the next page, and remember!

At the Eskewed Estate, There’s a Room for Everyone.

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